what kind of bloggery is this?

I’m planning a vacation for the end of April!!

I’m going to Arizona!? Lol
I wanna golf in beautiful weather
I wanna see a coyotes game
And eat at In n Out

Anddddd Paramore is playing there then!!!

So if I can do those 4 things, it will be a giant success

i’m really awesome at fast forwarding through commercials on tivo

and hitting play right when the show comes back on

is it wrong

that my favorite thing in the world to do is

just say the absolute stupidest/cheesiest/punniest/non-sensical thing just to get the reaction of disbelief/eye-rolling?

i just had a dream, 

ok the setting was like, this remote building in a group of large trees, tropical/rain forrest like, big cliffs and stuff

the bad guy was Biff from the Back To The Futures

I had a little helper…i don’t remember if it was a robot or some sort of magical dude, but i could kind of command him and he’d do what i told him…I think Biff might have had one too

it was very much like a video game, in that, I had to do enough “damage” or injury to Biff, in order to give myself enough time to escape

and he was like the terminator, i didn’t have any guns, but everything i did, he’d just keep coming :/

lots of fighting, lot of action and running

anyway, at the end of the dream, I hit the crap out of Biff with a wine bottle or something, and i make a break for a tiny little airplane…I get in it, and he’s somehow right on my tail (no pun intended) and at this point i think Biff has a gun, but anyway, so i start the plane, floor it ( i dont think you can do that in those things) and i sharply turn onto the runway,

but…i lose control trying to do this, miss the runway and start careening over the edge of this very large hill (think romancing the stone, when they’re sliding down during the rainstorm/mudslide) AND HOLY CRAP, I’m trying to take off from this hill…My wing gets clipped off by a tree…and then I’m in the air…with one wing sliced half off!! 

Biff’s in a plane behind me, and now i’m flying with 1 and 1/2 wings, maybe even both wings are in half, i forget.

and the dream ends with me, going over a cliff in a nosedive and i’m about to hit a part of the cliff that juts out. all of a sudden, the dream pauses…like a video game, a pause screen comes up. 

so maybe i was a character in a game?

or not, because the next thing is, i have an idea to jump out of the plane with my parachute, i’m about to do that, and i wake up. 

this was my dream.

and it was weird because it felt very much like i was making the decisions throughout…but i had no control over the world or the bad guy :/

otherwise it would have been a totally different dream :P

i also think i had a simultaneous dream, where it branched off at one point and i was just driving away from that place, very calmly, with some family and we had to decide whether or not making a left or a right onto anderson hill rd would lead towards my hometown…i suggested right and was pretty sure. the road we were on led us to merge onto that road and in the “right” and correct direction…so i was correct. anyway…that was all for that part of it.

As a kid I learned all I know about relationships from tv, movies and shania twain songs
lol

boy meets world, friends etc